? When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
You’re like: What do I say?
“Oh my God, Who am I?”
Person:
yolo
Me:
News reporter: Their face was apparently bludgeoned by a wrench; the body was disposed of in a nearby dumpster. Authorities have still not identified the murderer.
Me watching the news and whispering to myself: That's right bitch, you only live once.
Me:
News reporter: Their face was apparently bludgeoned by a wrench; the body was disposed of in a nearby dumpster. Authorities have still not identified the murderer.
Me watching the news and whispering to myself: That's right bitch, you only live once.






